America's Crazy Gun Violence Algorithm

while (Insanity == true)
{
    Have_a_massacre_using_military_grade_automatic_weapon();
    
    Issue_sentiments_about_thoughts_and_prayers();
    
    Say_too_soon_to_talk_about_the_problem();
    
    Lower_US_flag_at_half_mast();

    while (Story_still_in_headlines) {
        Allow_time_to_pass_while_doing_nothing();
    }
    
    Still_too_soon_to_talk_about_it();

    Never_a_good_time_to_talk_abou_it();
    
    Status_quo_inaction_achieved();
    
    // http://fortune.com/2018/02/15/nra-contributions-politicians-senators/
    Elect_the_same_NRA_bought_politicians();
}